Newmarket Slang
When you visit the Newmarket Ghetto, you need to be
able to converse with the locals.
There is a special tongue that goes something like this...
Maryland Cookies - Bookies
Leo Getz - Bets
Mark Viduka - Snooker (club)
Inspector Morse - Horse
As in "I'm going to the Maryland to place a Leo on an Inspector. Then I'll meet you in the Mark"
Other popular slang phrases...
Jason Koumas - Houmus
Corinne & Joffy - Coffee
Heavy Metal - Kettle
John Parrot - Carrot
Dick Gash - Slash
Dominic Matteo - Patio
Tony Cottee - Potty
Bangers & Mash - Cash
Lee the Lodge - Bodge
So if someone is dangling a John in front of you, you know what they mean! This should get you started. Please feel free to contact us with your own versions of Newmarket Slang.